Canada Day Quotes, Jokes, Quiz, Memes Text and Many More

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Canada Day Quotes ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ

Patriotic Quotes

  1. “Canada is the homeland of equality, justice, and tolerance.” – Kim Campbell ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
  2. “There is no place like home. No place like Canada.” – Beau Mirchoff ๐Ÿ
  3. “Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity.” – Marshall McLuhan ๐ŸŽญ
  4. “Canada is a great country, one of the hopes of the world.” – Jack Layton ๐ŸŒ
  5. “We have it all. We have a great culture, great people, great diversity.” – Shania Twain ๐ŸŽค

Humorous Quotes

  1. “Canada: where you can watch the northern lights, eat poutine, and say ‘sorry’ all in one day.” – Unknown ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ˜‚
  2. “Iโ€™m not a lumberjack, or a fur trader, and I donโ€™t live in an igloo or eat blubber.” – Canadian Ad Campaign ๐Ÿ
  3. “Canada: Weโ€™re bigger than you think.” – Unknown ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒฒ
  4. “A Canadian is someone who knows how to make love in a canoe.” – Pierre Berton ๐Ÿ›ถ๐Ÿ
  5. “Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.” – Robin Williams ๐ŸŽ‰

Inspirational Quotes

  1. “In Canada, we live in a paradise.” – Bill McKibben ๐ŸŒฒ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
  2. “Canada is the essence of not being. Not English, not American, it is the mathematic of not being.” – Mike Myers ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ
  3. “I am so proud to be Canadian.” – Tommy Chong ๐Ÿโค๏ธ
  4. “The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated.” – Mahatma Gandhi ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ
  5. “Canada is the greatest nation in this country.” – Allan A. Lamport ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

Cultural Quotes

  1. “Canada is the worldโ€™s best-kept secret.” – P.J. O’Rourke ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ
  2. “Canadian pride may not rest on our sleeves, but it resides deeply in our hearts.” – Steve Miller โค๏ธ๐Ÿ
  3. “Canada is the homeland of equality, justice, and tolerance.” – Kim Campbell ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ
  4. “To say Canada was a pleasure to explore would be an understatement.” – Christopher Columbus ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ
  5. “Canadians are the people who learned to live without the bold accents of the natural ego-trippers of the world.” – Marshall McLuhan ๐ŸŽญ๐Ÿ

Historical Quotes

  1. “The strength of a nation lies in the homes of its people.” – Abraham Lincoln ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ
  2. “Canada is not a melting pot. Canada is an association of people who have, and cherish, great differences but who work together because they respect themselves and each other.” – Unknown ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ
  3. “Canada is free and freedom is its nationality.” – Wilfrid Laurier ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
  4. “The Canadian spirit is as expansive as the landscape.” – Adrienne Clarkson ๐ŸŒฒ๐Ÿ
  5. “Canada is the greatest nation in this country.” – Allan A. Lamport ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

Canada Day Jokes ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ

General Jokes

  1. Why did the Canadian start a garden? ๐ŸŒฑ To grow more ‘eh-gplants’! ๐Ÿ†
  2. What do you call a Canadian that doesnโ€™t play hockey? โ›ธ An American! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
  3. How do Canadians like their coffee? โ˜•๏ธ With double ‘eh’! ๐Ÿฅ›
  4. Why did the Canadian bacon laugh? ๐Ÿ˜† Because it was feeling a bit crispy! ๐Ÿฅ“
  5. Whatโ€™s a Canadianโ€™s favorite type of tea? ๐Ÿต Proper ‘eh’! ๐Ÿ˜‚

Kid-Friendly Jokes

  1. Why was the maple tree always happy? ๐Ÿ It was rooted in Canada! ๐Ÿ˜Š
  2. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ Frostbite! โ›„๏ธ
  3. Why don’t Canadian ghosts like rainy days? ๐Ÿ‘ป They get their sheets wet! ๐ŸŒง
  4. What did the beaver say to the tree? ๐Ÿฆซ It’s been gnawing you! ๐ŸŒฒ
  5. How do Canadian cows say “moo”? ๐Ÿ„ Eh-moo! ๐Ÿ˜‚

Puns

  1. Iโ€™m so maple-leaved to be Canadian! ๐Ÿ
  2. Canada: the home of poutine and politeness! ๐ŸŸ
  3. Maple syrup flows through my veins! ๐Ÿฅž
  4. Iโ€™m ‘hockey’ to be here! ๐Ÿ’
  5. Donโ€™t be aboot it, Canada is great! ๐Ÿ

Seasonal Jokes

  1. What do you call a Canadian beach in winter? ๐Ÿ– A snow-bank! โ„๏ธ
  2. Why did the snowman cross the road? ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ To get to the igloo! ๐Ÿ 
  3. How does a Canadian keep their house cool in the summer? ๐Ÿก They leave the fridge door open! ๐Ÿ˜‚
  4. Whatโ€™s a Canadianโ€™s favorite winter sport? โ›ท Sliding down to Tim Hortons! โ˜•๏ธ
  5. What do you call a Canadian summer? ๐ŸŒž Three months of bad skiing! ๐ŸŽฟ

Cultural Jokes

  1. Why did the Canadian goose become a stand-up comedian? ๐Ÿฆข It had a honking good sense of humor! ๐Ÿ˜‚
  2. How do Canadians refer to French fries with cheese and gravy? ๐ŸŸ Poutine, eh! ๐Ÿ
  3. Whatโ€™s the most Canadian dessert? ๐Ÿฐ Nanaimo bars, of course! ๐Ÿซ
  4. How do Canadians communicate in the wild? ๐Ÿ“ž They use moose-code! ๐ŸฆŒ
  5. Whatโ€™s the official Canadian bird? ๐Ÿฆข The goose, eh! ๐Ÿ˜‚

Canada Day Quiz ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿ

General Knowledge

  1. What year did Canada become a country?
    • 1867 ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
  2. Who was the first Prime Minister of Canada?
    • Sir John A. Macdonald ๐Ÿ›
  3. What is the capital of Canada?
    • Ottawa ๐Ÿ™
  4. What are the two official languages of Canada?
    • English and French ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ
  5. What is the national animal of Canada?
    • Beaver ๐Ÿฆซ

History

  1. When was the Canadian flag first raised?
    • 1965 ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
  2. What was Canada Day originally called?
    • Dominion Day ๐Ÿ›
  3. Which Canadian city is known for its annual Stampede?
    • Calgary ๐ŸŽ
  4. What significant change happened in Canada in 1982?
    • The Constitution Act was passed ๐Ÿ“œ
  5. Which Canadian province was the last to join Confederation?
    • Newfoundland and Labrador ๐ŸŒ

Geography

  1. What is the largest province in Canada by area?
    • Quebec ๐ŸŒฒ
  2. Which province is known for its beautiful Rocky Mountains?
    • Alberta ๐Ÿž
  3. What is the longest river in Canada?
    • Mackenzie River ๐Ÿž
  4. Which province is an island?
    • Prince Edward Island ๐ŸŒŠ
  5. What is the highest mountain in Canada?
    • Mount Logan ๐Ÿ”

Pop Culture

  1. Which famous singer is from Canada?
    • Celine Dion ๐ŸŽค
  2. What is the name of Canadaโ€™s most famous coffee chain?
    • Tim Hortons โ˜•๏ธ
  3. Which Canadian city is known for its film festival?
    • Toronto ๐ŸŽฌ
  4. What sport is considered Canada’s national winter sport?
    • Ice Hockey ๐Ÿ’
  5. Which Canadian actor played Deadpool?
    • Ryan Reynolds ๐ŸŽฅ

Fun Facts

  1. How many time zones does Canada have?
    • Six ๐Ÿ•’
  2. What is the population of Canada?
    • About 38 million ๐Ÿ™
  3. What is the official tree of Canada?
    • Maple Tree ๐ŸŒฒ
  4. Which Canadian city is nicknamed โ€œHollywood Northโ€?
    • Vancouver ๐ŸŽฌ
  5. What is the name of the Canadian currency?
    • Canadian Dollar ๐Ÿ’ต

Literature

  1. Who wrote the Anne of Green Gables series?
    • Lucy Maud Montgomery ๐Ÿ“–
  2. Which Canadian author wrote ‘The Handmaidโ€™s Tale’?
    • Margaret Atwood ๐Ÿ“š
  3. What is the title of a famous Canadian novel by Michael Ondaatje?
    • The English Patient ๐Ÿ“–
  4. Who is a well-known Canadian poet?
    • Leonard Cohen ๐ŸŽค
  5. What Canadian book won the Booker Prize in 2019?
    • The Testaments ๐Ÿ“–

Food and Drink

  1. What is a popular Canadian dish made of fries, cheese curds, and gravy?
    • Poutine ๐ŸŸ
  2. What is Canadaโ€™s most famous sweet treat made with maple syrup?
    • Maple Taffy ๐Ÿ
  3. What type of bacon is known as Canadian bacon?
    • Peameal bacon ๐Ÿฅ“
  4. What is the name of a popular Canadian doughnut shop?
    • Tim Hortons ๐Ÿฉ
  5. What is a traditional dessert from Nanaimo, British Columbia?
    • Nanaimo Bar ๐Ÿซ

Sports

  1. What is the name of Canadaโ€™s professional football league?
    • CFL ๐Ÿˆ
  2. Which Canadian city has the Maple Leafs hockey team?
    • Toronto ๐Ÿ’
  3. What is the name of Canadaโ€™s major baseball team?
    • Toronto Blue Jays โšพ๏ธ
  4. Which Canadian province is home to the Calgary Flames?
    • Alberta ๐Ÿ’
  5. Which Canadian athlete is known for his cross-country run in 1980?
    • Terry Fox ๐Ÿƒ

Symbols

  1. What is the national emblem of Canada?
    • Maple Leaf ๐Ÿ
  2. What color are the maple leaves on the Canadian flag?
    • Red ๐Ÿ”ด
  3. What does the Canadian flag represent?
    • Unity and freedom ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
  4. What are the colors of the Canadian flag?
    • Red and white ๐Ÿ”ดโšช๏ธ
  5. What is depicted on the Canadian Coat of Arms?
    • A lion and a unicorn ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ„

Trivia

  1. What is the largest city in Canada?
    • Toronto ๐Ÿ™
  2. Which Canadian province is known for its French-speaking population?
    • Quebec ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ
  3. Which Canadian island is the most easterly point of North America?
    • Newfoundland ๐ŸŒŠ
  4. What is the name of the largest mall in Canada?
    • West Edmonton Mall ๐Ÿ›
  5. Which Canadian province is known for its beautiful coastline and seafood?
    • Nova Scotia ๐Ÿฆž

Canada Day Movies ๐ŸŽฌ๐Ÿ

Classic Canadian Films

  1. Strange Brew (1983): Follow Bob and Doug McKenzieโ€™s hilarious adventures. ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ˜‚
  2. Bon Cop, Bad Cop (2006): A bilingual buddy cop film with a unique Canadian twist. ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ
  3. The Rocket (2005): The story of hockey legend Maurice Richard. ๐Ÿ’โญ๏ธ
  4. Goin’ Down the Road (1970): A classic tale of two friends seeking a better life in Toronto. ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ
  5. Men with Brooms (2002): A comedy about curling, a truly Canadian sport. ๐ŸฅŒ๐Ÿ˜‚

Modern Favorites

  1. The Grand Seduction (2013): A small Newfoundland town tries to woo a doctor to stay. ๐Ÿกโค๏ธ
  2. Room (2015): An intense, moving story starring Canadian actress Brie Larson. ๐Ÿก๐ŸŽญ
  3. The Trotsky (2009): A teen believes he is the reincarnation of Leon Trotsky. ๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿ
  4. Scott Pilgrim vs. The World (2010): A quirky, action-packed romance set in Toronto. ๐Ÿ’˜โš”๏ธ
  5. The Red Violin (1998): The journey of a mysterious violin over several centuries. ๐ŸŽป๐Ÿ

Family-Friendly Films

  1. Anne of Green Gables (1985): The beloved story of Anne Shirley. ๐Ÿ“–๐Ÿ
  2. The Snow Walker (2003): A survival story set in the Canadian Arctic. โ„๏ธ๐Ÿ›ฉ
  3. Ice Princess (2005): A young girl pursues her dream of figure skating. โ›ธโค๏ธ
  4. Little Bear (1995): Adventures of a lovable bear in the Canadian wilderness. ๐Ÿป๐ŸŒฒ
  5. The Dog Who Stopped the War (1984): A wintery tale of rivalry and friendship. ๐Ÿ•โ„๏ธ

Documentaries

  1. The Corporation (2003): Examines the modern corporation and its role in society. ๐Ÿข๐Ÿ
  2. Manufactured Landscapes (2006): Follows the work of photographer Edward Burtynsky. ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿž
  3. Stories We Tell (2012): Sarah Polleyโ€™s exploration of her familyโ€™s secrets. ๐ŸŽฅ๐Ÿ
  4. C.R.A.Z.Y. (2005): A story of a young man growing up in a conservative family. ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆโค๏ธ
  5. My Winnipeg (2007): A surreal look at the city of Winnipeg by Guy Maddin. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ

Indie Hits

  1. Rhymes for Young Ghouls (2013): A gritty drama set on a First Nations reserve. ๐ŸŽฌ๐ŸŒฒ
  2. Incendies (2010): A powerful drama about family and war. ๐ŸŽญ๐Ÿ
  3. Take This Waltz (2011): A romance set in Toronto starring Michelle Williams. ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ™
  4. Sleeping Giant (2015): A coming-of-age story set in Northern Ontario. ๐Ÿž๐Ÿ
  5. Closet Monster (2015): A teenโ€™s struggle with his sexuality and family. ๐ŸŽฌโค๏ธ

Canada Day Memes ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ

Canadian Culture Memes

  1. Maple Syrup Everything: “When you put maple syrup on your pancakes, bacon, and even your coffee. ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿฅ“โ˜•๏ธ”
  2. Politeness Level: Canadian: “Sorry for being so polite! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”
  3. Hockey is Life: “When the game goes into overtime and youโ€™re late for work. ๐Ÿ’โฐ”
  4. Winter Problems: “Canadian winter: when you have to shovel the driveway just to find your car. โ„๏ธ๐Ÿš—”
  5. Canadian Greetings: “Saying โ€˜ehโ€™ at the end of every sentence. Howโ€™s it going, eh? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”

Animal Memes

  1. Moose Crossing: “Just another day in Canada! ๐ŸฆŒ๐Ÿ”
  2. Beaver Humor: “Building dams and taking names. ๐Ÿฆซ๐Ÿ˜‚”
  3. Canadian Goose: “You think you can walk through my park? Think again! ๐Ÿฆข”
  4. Polar Bear Chill: “Keeping it cool, Canadian style. ๐Ÿปโ€โ„๏ธ”
  5. Maple Leaf Fashion: “New season, new look! ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ˜‚”

Food Memes

  1. Poutine Love: “When your fries, cheese, and gravy come together in perfect harmony. ๐ŸŸโค๏ธ”
  2. Tim Hortons Life: “Canโ€™t start my day without a Timmyโ€™s run. โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿฉ”
  3. Butter Tarts Obsession: “Just one more, I promise! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฐ”
  4. Nanaimo Bars: “Layers of happiness in every bite. ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ˜‹”
  5. Maple Everything: “If itโ€™s not maple, I donโ€™t want it. ๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿ”

Weather Memes

  1. Canadian Summer: “The two weeks we all look forward to. โ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚”
  2. Snow Day: “When you have to dig yourself out just to get to the mailbox. โ„๏ธ๐Ÿ“ฌ”
  3. Temperature Swings: “When itโ€™s -20ยฐC in the morning and +20ยฐC in the afternoon. ๐ŸŒก๐Ÿ˜‚”
  4. Ice Scraping: “My morning workout routine. ๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿš—”
  5. Snow Boots: “Mandatory fashion statement. ๐Ÿ‘ขโ„๏ธ”

Patriotic Memes

  1. Flag Pride: “Waving that maple leaf high! ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ”
  2. True North Strong and Free: “Celebrating the best country in the world. ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆโค๏ธ”
  3. O Canada: “When you know all the words to the anthem. ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ”
  4. Canadian Tuxedo: “Denim on denim on denim. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘–”
  5. EH!: “The most Canadian word ever. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”

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